Edison Chen and girls and stuff

LoL!

so this is post is a result of two cases of boredom... on one of my many boredom-driven intarnets browsings i found out for the first time that edison chen (you may remember him from such films as infernal affairs i,ii,iii, and initial d the movie), a prominent hongkie/honkie (however u wanna spell it) actor, was involved in some outright skandalouz scandal early this year! and also bored enough to write this bolg...

so, edison had fucked some smokin asian actresses, taken some pretty raunchy photos and stored them in his computer. one fine day, edison took this very computer to his friendly local asian computer repair guy. lol, so the computer guy discovered the files (cleverly hidden in a folder named 'top secret movie scriptz, do not open!'), and decided it would be 'epic' if he spread the few hundred pix all over tha internets... just 'for the lulz'! but he shoulda known better, the chinese gov. takes thing very seriously, doin things 'for the lulz' is one of millions of other offenses punishable by deths (including, failing to say mao, not using the suffix 'goddamn' before 'mongorians', and being female)

long story short - edison got into heaps of trouble. some of the girls include:
gillian chung - actress/singer
bobo chan - model/singer
cecilia cheung - singer/singer
and a few others but those r the juicy ones, especially cecilia who is apparently married...

which brings me to my second point - guys who take photos of girls they sleep with. i mean, whats up with that?! is you that insecure that u feel the need to keep a log of all your sexual conquests? i mean, perhaps its just me, but it seems kinda gay. and especially in more extreme cases- actual filming of yourself! i would just find it very awkward watching myself...

so anyway... shout out to my homeboy edison! brotha u is a playa!!! but seriously lol, something called an external hard drive
guys stop taking shots of girls cuz it makes you feel like you all that, and stop making pr0n of yourself ~_~

rofl i was gonna have the full version of the pic, but apparently its against blogspot's 'rules'.
so heres the clean pic
but feel free to google image search 'edison chen'
lmaonade!

daaaamn! well done edison :p

'aim for the face!''that's what she said...'

'magic missile!!'

'cuz big dicks in yo ass is bad fo yo health'

Slow Jams and stuff

woah i hasnt writened in a whiles...

anyway the special on today's menu is all about those smoooth, sensual sounds known as 'slow jamz'.
i have a lot of time, too much free time... which is usually wasted mindlessly and aimlessly wondering the internet, sleeping, eating, over sleeping, over eating, watching tv, etc.

when im studying, well, when im pretending to be studying, i like to listen to music. i try to resist the temptation of listen to the same favourites over and over again, by expanding my musical...something, vocabulary?

anyway, slow jams...sometimes you needa just take a step back, reduce the pace of the song, less fancy effects and stuff, and rly focus on the beat and vocals... create something that has real meaning and sound, something with real soul, ya dig?

i has been exploring some of the famous rnb soul jammers - jodeci, boyz ii men, swv, tevin campbell, keith sweat, ginuwine, prince, donnell, and others. i has compiled my top foteen (not in order) of some rly nice songs i found:

boyz ii men - 'ill make love to you'
jodeci - 'all my life'
jodeci - 'feenin''
prince - 'adore'
prince - 'do me baby'
tevin campbell - 'im ready'
keith sweat - 'twisted'
keith sweat - 'get up on it'
keith sweat - 'nobody'
swv - 'weak'
ginuwine - 'differences'
joe - 'i wanna know'
tony! toni! tone! - 'lay your head on my pillow'
dru hill - 'beauty is her name'

so ye biim's ill make love to ya everyone knows this.

jodeci, nuff sed. all my life, another classic.
"i cant leave u alone... u got me feenin'!" thats a cool word, feenin'

prince (like mj) is another wierdo irl, but u cant argue with his music. hes got this rly freaky sexy voice (which i imagine might turn the ladies on... or potentially make them repulsively shudder from grungyness)...
"until the end of time, ill be there for you. you are my heart and mind, i truly adore you. if G-d one day struck me blind, your beauty id still see. love is too weak to define, just what u mean to me..."

lol i personally rly like tevin's 'im ready'. think its got a rly deep sound...iunno just something about it that speaks to me. "and maybe i am the fool you call me, cuz ill be here standing waiting, for u to say to me...im ready, to love you"

keith sweat has got some good stuff. 'u got me twisted over u' .

ginuwine's 'differences' kinda sounds like jt's until the end of time...cept more cooler, more genuine (rofl).

'lay your head on my pillow!' (some girls got fetish for foursomes with guys all named tony?)

so ye some smooothness to set the moods, chill to, relax to, soul to, verb to, and stuff!


"inflate yo tires!!!" -obama
lol@ obama

Chicken Noodle Soup and stuff

Chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup, chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side.

Winter and stuff

I hate winter... TT

there are many reasons for this, which i will explore in this post!

firstly, some personal reasons.
i dont have the greatest skin in the world, and every winter i get a mild case of dermatitis. to other ppl this usually isnt visible, but thats because i have to apply some fancy oatmeal cream everyday, liek every single day...and that just pisses me off

also i feel the cold much more than other ppl... example:
friend: hey aaron it sure is a bit nippy today eh?
me: OMG FUUUUUUCK! fuckin freezin! HELP><

my extremities (in particular my hands) are especially prone to frost damage. sometimes they are so cold i cant write, cant feel them, cant move and/or they hurt. one way of solving this might be wearing gloves, but u see, the point of having hands, and opposable thumbs, is so u can DO STUFF!

also, i get an annoyingly drippy nose during winter. my lips also dry up and will split/crack if i dont constantly apply lip bum.

stepping out of a room or place where there is a change in temperature significant enough to create ur glasses to fog up and not being able to see for liek a minute

cold weather also usually means u have to wear more clothes than u usually would. this kinda sucks if u have a weardrobe that lacks extensivity. i dont have many clothes, u will often see me wearing my big black sloppy sweat top, or my big navy sloppy sweat top, or my black hoody, or... ya thats pretty much it
oh and my pants! my single pair of gray khahkhis (i think theres some Hs in there than arent suppposed to be :p)
so ye winter is hard for ppl with few clothes (or simply few winter clothes) as in my case

what i really need is one of those rly pro +20 frost resist jumpers, liek the kinda yitzi has

when its cold, u really, really dont feel liek getting up outta bed. u just wanna stay under your 4 or 5 blankets and go back to sleep. preferably till the season is over (much liek those clever bears do)...

if its cold outside you also really dont feel liek doin any form of sport or exercise. enter the car analogy, just liek when how if its cold the engine wont start, so too your frozen mussels wont extrand and compact...

not to mention that girls' summer fashion is much more enjoyable to look at than winter stuff. miniskirts, flimsy tops, bikinis etc.

on that note, coldness makes my tiny yellow penis even smaller that it already is (jks). but seriously coldness does have a shrinking effect on junk. eg "what?! its cold...!"

another thing that bugs me is that if this country was just a little bit colder there would be snow...which might make the season even slightly more bearable.

also i kinda have this fear that when im walking to my class some frost mage will jump from behind a corner and frostbolt me, slowing my speed, and as im trying to run to him to gouge or something, he runs away, does his fancy mage micro thing where he jumps, spins around, casts a spell at me in mid air and lands back facing the way he was running, continuing to do this till im dead or he runs out of mana. (by the way all of this nonsense causing me to be late to my lecture)
i call it magemicrojumpspincastlandphobia!

anyway those are just a couple reasons why i hate winter (why i LOVE summer is another blog, look out for it in a few months ^^)

Pretendcious names and stuff

So liek some actor called Nicole Kidman, had liek a kid or something...
whats the big deal? some chick shits a human baby out of her vagina, it happens a multitude of times every single day. but apparently since the parent is a celebrity this event is somehow unique and news worthy.

dont get me wrong, everyday life would be dull as hell without actors and musicians and such. its just that i fail to see how these ppl's professions, for which they are so over OVER OOOOOOOVERLY paid, are so integral to the survival and advancement of the human civilization...
imo teachers, engineers, scientists, soldiers etc deserve for more praise and status than they, but thats kinda straying from the subject of this post

anyway, the kid's name is Sunday Rose Kidman Urban... which i find just hilarious

partly because 'sunday' itself is a day of the week, and not a person's name, but more-so cuz it sounds nearly identical to 'sunday roast' (a delicious meal of roasted meat eating on the day of the sun)

imo i think celebrities feel the need to give their children extraordinary and unimaginabable names as opposed to sensible, common names because they believe they are special and/or superior to regular ppl, and thus simply cannot give their children a normal name cuz they is 'better than that'

there are hundreds of pretentious celebrity names, however im not gonna mention any because that would be giving them even more mention and attention than they already get.

note: there is a double standard, as in the case of michael jackson, who can do whatever the fuck he wants, dress however the fuck he wants, name his kids whatever the fuck he wants, and molest any child he fucking wants (not saying that he did, because reality is he didnt! but even if he wanted to that would be cool, actually it prob wouldnt, but w/e) cuz he is the motherfucking king bitches, yall other celebs betta recanize

in conclusion, celebrities need to put 50 points in modesty skill, and another 100 in humility. and i strongly recommend goin to a trainer to learn the STFU ability.

peace

oh wait i would liek to mention the top 3 celebrities who i would liek to punch in the face:

1. Bono - for not STFUing about how much of an environmentalist and humanitarian he thinks he is, when he is just as arrogant and ignorant as the rest. (here another bono act of random wastefulness, he bought a first class ticket for his favourite hat)

2. Pink - girl ur a singer (which btw i think ur pretty damn average at), beyond that ur opinion is just as irrelevant and wrong as the next. so stfu and stop trying act all cool and political about stuff. imo u should be stoned for writing 'mr president' cuz u is a dumbass

3. michael moore - guess what, this guy is a tard! dont be so quick to believe a thing this guy sez, cuz they are either, lies, twist on the truth, taken outta context, and most of the time are based on false assumptions and are outright lies. just to prove how much u shouldnt believe in his work, michael has shares in haliburton

peace

'oh, oh, you see! the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage!'
-bill cosby

'cuz its known to give a brother brain damage, and brain damage on the mic dont manage'
-nwa

just 2 quote about rap and brain damage, cuz they is related, somehow...

Mya and stuff

OMFG!!!! YOU ARE NOT FUCKIN SERIOUS...

The new Mya album Liberation has been pushed back, yet again, for like the fifth time!!!
After being released as a digigital downroad in Japan in late October 07, its American (and hence official global) release and has been rescheduled for September 16th, 2008.

It was, until recently, scheduled to hit the stores sometime this week or next.

The reason I am so pissed is not the most obvious one. I've heard nearly all the songs on the album, and fyi most really aren't that great. I just don't like being lied to...saying one thing, and then told the contrary, and having to wait once more, after it being soo close to actualizationess.

I'm also quite pissed because I believe this charade is rather unprofessional and gives my girl Mya a rather negative impression. I mean, if you set a date for your fans, you stick to it.

Also, I am a bit disappointed by her apparent display of lack of organization. The album contains only about half of all the new songs she made, and imo the majority of her best songs are the 'leftover tracks' (luckily we live in an age of illegal music downloading).

Anyway, I guess shes just getting a bit weary, as her career slows to an eventual absolute halt...

Maybe ill have either:
a) downloaded and burnt the entire album by the time it comes out, or
b) gone to Japan and gotten it, because its the uni holidays and its been pushed back even further...

/sigh

"u aint even gotta worry, about a thing, i gotcha babe!"
-Mariah Carey

(note: this quote is totally unrelated to this post, incase u where trying to find a link of some kind. from her song 'ill be lovin u long time', which is really funky ^^)

Music and stuff

what i is lisnin to dis week...

i need a girl - p.diddy ft. usher & loon
make it rain - fat joe ft. lil wayne
the valentine song - traphik aka timothy delaghetto
wo ai tai mei (i love taiwanese girls)- mc hotdog
tsumuji kaze (whilrwind) - shing02
shake it off - mariah carey
never let me down - kanye west
spaceship - kanye west
girlfriend - pebbles
lets get married - jagged edge

yes it has been shortened to 10 songs, and its not in order of spiciness, i was lazy...wtf u gonna do bout it?! punk

make it rain - on critically analyzing this piece, you will find the lyrics make little, if not no, sense... but thats kinda half expected from lil wayne (and fat joe to a slightly less extent) anyway the beat pwns, and its an incredibly catchy song. the clip are really fun too, yes, its highly pretendcious, self-righteous, and just plain assholy, but who honestly doesnt wanna at least once 'make it, make it rain on dem hoes!' i know i definitely do! (in case u didnt know, scott storch is a pimp!)

traphik be a amateur rapper from california, but he be spitting some righteous lirix. valentine song is so sweet and deep

wo ai tai mei, tai me ai wo! i love taiwan girls, taiwan girls love me, rofl! gotta bounce to this

shing02 is a freak, one of the best japanese rappers. his flo so good, even tho u dont know wtf hes talkin bout, u feel him anyway. check the vid out for this, hes got the most gangsta headgear, also i think the other version on youtube has a crispier sound btw

kanye west use to write some really good words, his songs used to have a meaning, these days his songs r more soldoutishly pop.

lol pebbles! so old school funky stuff girlfriend, i mean boyfriend, i mean homie

lets get married - so slow, so soul... jagged edge was so thuggish


'nigga u black, smile for me now!'
-2pac