Winter and stuff

I hate winter... TT

there are many reasons for this, which i will explore in this post!

firstly, some personal reasons.
i dont have the greatest skin in the world, and every winter i get a mild case of dermatitis. to other ppl this usually isnt visible, but thats because i have to apply some fancy oatmeal cream everyday, liek every single day...and that just pisses me off

also i feel the cold much more than other ppl... example:
friend: hey aaron it sure is a bit nippy today eh?
me: OMG FUUUUUUCK! fuckin freezin! HELP><

my extremities (in particular my hands) are especially prone to frost damage. sometimes they are so cold i cant write, cant feel them, cant move and/or they hurt. one way of solving this might be wearing gloves, but u see, the point of having hands, and opposable thumbs, is so u can DO STUFF!

also, i get an annoyingly drippy nose during winter. my lips also dry up and will split/crack if i dont constantly apply lip bum.

stepping out of a room or place where there is a change in temperature significant enough to create ur glasses to fog up and not being able to see for liek a minute

cold weather also usually means u have to wear more clothes than u usually would. this kinda sucks if u have a weardrobe that lacks extensivity. i dont have many clothes, u will often see me wearing my big black sloppy sweat top, or my big navy sloppy sweat top, or my black hoody, or... ya thats pretty much it
oh and my pants! my single pair of gray khahkhis (i think theres some Hs in there than arent suppposed to be :p)
so ye winter is hard for ppl with few clothes (or simply few winter clothes) as in my case

what i really need is one of those rly pro +20 frost resist jumpers, liek the kinda yitzi has

when its cold, u really, really dont feel liek getting up outta bed. u just wanna stay under your 4 or 5 blankets and go back to sleep. preferably till the season is over (much liek those clever bears do)...

if its cold outside you also really dont feel liek doin any form of sport or exercise. enter the car analogy, just liek when how if its cold the engine wont start, so too your frozen mussels wont extrand and compact...

not to mention that girls' summer fashion is much more enjoyable to look at than winter stuff. miniskirts, flimsy tops, bikinis etc.

on that note, coldness makes my tiny yellow penis even smaller that it already is (jks). but seriously coldness does have a shrinking effect on junk. eg "what?! its cold...!"

another thing that bugs me is that if this country was just a little bit colder there would be snow...which might make the season even slightly more bearable.

also i kinda have this fear that when im walking to my class some frost mage will jump from behind a corner and frostbolt me, slowing my speed, and as im trying to run to him to gouge or something, he runs away, does his fancy mage micro thing where he jumps, spins around, casts a spell at me in mid air and lands back facing the way he was running, continuing to do this till im dead or he runs out of mana. (by the way all of this nonsense causing me to be late to my lecture)
i call it magemicrojumpspincastlandphobia!

anyway those are just a couple reasons why i hate winter (why i LOVE summer is another blog, look out for it in a few months ^^)