Winter and stuff

I hate winter... TT

there are many reasons for this, which i will explore in this post!

firstly, some personal reasons.
i dont have the greatest skin in the world, and every winter i get a mild case of dermatitis. to other ppl this usually isnt visible, but thats because i have to apply some fancy oatmeal cream everyday, liek every single day...and that just pisses me off

also i feel the cold much more than other ppl... example:
friend: hey aaron it sure is a bit nippy today eh?
me: OMG FUUUUUUCK! fuckin freezin! HELP><

my extremities (in particular my hands) are especially prone to frost damage. sometimes they are so cold i cant write, cant feel them, cant move and/or they hurt. one way of solving this might be wearing gloves, but u see, the point of having hands, and opposable thumbs, is so u can DO STUFF!

also, i get an annoyingly drippy nose during winter. my lips also dry up and will split/crack if i dont constantly apply lip bum.

stepping out of a room or place where there is a change in temperature significant enough to create ur glasses to fog up and not being able to see for liek a minute

cold weather also usually means u have to wear more clothes than u usually would. this kinda sucks if u have a weardrobe that lacks extensivity. i dont have many clothes, u will often see me wearing my big black sloppy sweat top, or my big navy sloppy sweat top, or my black hoody, or... ya thats pretty much it
oh and my pants! my single pair of gray khahkhis (i think theres some Hs in there than arent suppposed to be :p)
so ye winter is hard for ppl with few clothes (or simply few winter clothes) as in my case

what i really need is one of those rly pro +20 frost resist jumpers, liek the kinda yitzi has

when its cold, u really, really dont feel liek getting up outta bed. u just wanna stay under your 4 or 5 blankets and go back to sleep. preferably till the season is over (much liek those clever bears do)...

if its cold outside you also really dont feel liek doin any form of sport or exercise. enter the car analogy, just liek when how if its cold the engine wont start, so too your frozen mussels wont extrand and compact...

not to mention that girls' summer fashion is much more enjoyable to look at than winter stuff. miniskirts, flimsy tops, bikinis etc.

on that note, coldness makes my tiny yellow penis even smaller that it already is (jks). but seriously coldness does have a shrinking effect on junk. eg "what?! its cold...!"

another thing that bugs me is that if this country was just a little bit colder there would be snow...which might make the season even slightly more bearable.

also i kinda have this fear that when im walking to my class some frost mage will jump from behind a corner and frostbolt me, slowing my speed, and as im trying to run to him to gouge or something, he runs away, does his fancy mage micro thing where he jumps, spins around, casts a spell at me in mid air and lands back facing the way he was running, continuing to do this till im dead or he runs out of mana. (by the way all of this nonsense causing me to be late to my lecture)
i call it magemicrojumpspincastlandphobia!

anyway those are just a couple reasons why i hate winter (why i LOVE summer is another blog, look out for it in a few months ^^)

Pretendcious names and stuff

So liek some actor called Nicole Kidman, had liek a kid or something...
whats the big deal? some chick shits a human baby out of her vagina, it happens a multitude of times every single day. but apparently since the parent is a celebrity this event is somehow unique and news worthy.

dont get me wrong, everyday life would be dull as hell without actors and musicians and such. its just that i fail to see how these ppl's professions, for which they are so over OVER OOOOOOOVERLY paid, are so integral to the survival and advancement of the human civilization...
imo teachers, engineers, scientists, soldiers etc deserve for more praise and status than they, but thats kinda straying from the subject of this post

anyway, the kid's name is Sunday Rose Kidman Urban... which i find just hilarious

partly because 'sunday' itself is a day of the week, and not a person's name, but more-so cuz it sounds nearly identical to 'sunday roast' (a delicious meal of roasted meat eating on the day of the sun)

imo i think celebrities feel the need to give their children extraordinary and unimaginabable names as opposed to sensible, common names because they believe they are special and/or superior to regular ppl, and thus simply cannot give their children a normal name cuz they is 'better than that'

there are hundreds of pretentious celebrity names, however im not gonna mention any because that would be giving them even more mention and attention than they already get.

note: there is a double standard, as in the case of michael jackson, who can do whatever the fuck he wants, dress however the fuck he wants, name his kids whatever the fuck he wants, and molest any child he fucking wants (not saying that he did, because reality is he didnt! but even if he wanted to that would be cool, actually it prob wouldnt, but w/e) cuz he is the motherfucking king bitches, yall other celebs betta recanize

in conclusion, celebrities need to put 50 points in modesty skill, and another 100 in humility. and i strongly recommend goin to a trainer to learn the STFU ability.

peace

oh wait i would liek to mention the top 3 celebrities who i would liek to punch in the face:

1. Bono - for not STFUing about how much of an environmentalist and humanitarian he thinks he is, when he is just as arrogant and ignorant as the rest. (here another bono act of random wastefulness, he bought a first class ticket for his favourite hat)

2. Pink - girl ur a singer (which btw i think ur pretty damn average at), beyond that ur opinion is just as irrelevant and wrong as the next. so stfu and stop trying act all cool and political about stuff. imo u should be stoned for writing 'mr president' cuz u is a dumbass

3. michael moore - guess what, this guy is a tard! dont be so quick to believe a thing this guy sez, cuz they are either, lies, twist on the truth, taken outta context, and most of the time are based on false assumptions and are outright lies. just to prove how much u shouldnt believe in his work, michael has shares in haliburton

peace

'oh, oh, you see! the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage!'
-bill cosby

'cuz its known to give a brother brain damage, and brain damage on the mic dont manage'
-nwa

just 2 quote about rap and brain damage, cuz they is related, somehow...