Edison Chen and girls and stuff

LoL!

so this is post is a result of two cases of boredom... on one of my many boredom-driven intarnets browsings i found out for the first time that edison chen (you may remember him from such films as infernal affairs i,ii,iii, and initial d the movie), a prominent hongkie/honkie (however u wanna spell it) actor, was involved in some outright skandalouz scandal early this year! and also bored enough to write this bolg...

so, edison had fucked some smokin asian actresses, taken some pretty raunchy photos and stored them in his computer. one fine day, edison took this very computer to his friendly local asian computer repair guy. lol, so the computer guy discovered the files (cleverly hidden in a folder named 'top secret movie scriptz, do not open!'), and decided it would be 'epic' if he spread the few hundred pix all over tha internets... just 'for the lulz'! but he shoulda known better, the chinese gov. takes thing very seriously, doin things 'for the lulz' is one of millions of other offenses punishable by deths (including, failing to say mao, not using the suffix 'goddamn' before 'mongorians', and being female)

long story short - edison got into heaps of trouble. some of the girls include:
gillian chung - actress/singer
bobo chan - model/singer
cecilia cheung - singer/singer
and a few others but those r the juicy ones, especially cecilia who is apparently married...

which brings me to my second point - guys who take photos of girls they sleep with. i mean, whats up with that?! is you that insecure that u feel the need to keep a log of all your sexual conquests? i mean, perhaps its just me, but it seems kinda gay. and especially in more extreme cases- actual filming of yourself! i would just find it very awkward watching myself...

so anyway... shout out to my homeboy edison! brotha u is a playa!!! but seriously lol, something called an external hard drive
guys stop taking shots of girls cuz it makes you feel like you all that, and stop making pr0n of yourself ~_~

rofl i was gonna have the full version of the pic, but apparently its against blogspot's 'rules'.
so heres the clean pic
but feel free to google image search 'edison chen'
lmaonade!

daaaamn! well done edison :p

'aim for the face!''that's what she said...'

'magic missile!!'

'cuz big dicks in yo ass is bad fo yo health'

Slow Jams and stuff

woah i hasnt writened in a whiles...

anyway the special on today's menu is all about those smoooth, sensual sounds known as 'slow jamz'.
i have a lot of time, too much free time... which is usually wasted mindlessly and aimlessly wondering the internet, sleeping, eating, over sleeping, over eating, watching tv, etc.

when im studying, well, when im pretending to be studying, i like to listen to music. i try to resist the temptation of listen to the same favourites over and over again, by expanding my musical...something, vocabulary?

anyway, slow jams...sometimes you needa just take a step back, reduce the pace of the song, less fancy effects and stuff, and rly focus on the beat and vocals... create something that has real meaning and sound, something with real soul, ya dig?

i has been exploring some of the famous rnb soul jammers - jodeci, boyz ii men, swv, tevin campbell, keith sweat, ginuwine, prince, donnell, and others. i has compiled my top foteen (not in order) of some rly nice songs i found:

boyz ii men - 'ill make love to you'
jodeci - 'all my life'
jodeci - 'feenin''
prince - 'adore'
prince - 'do me baby'
tevin campbell - 'im ready'
keith sweat - 'twisted'
keith sweat - 'get up on it'
keith sweat - 'nobody'
swv - 'weak'
ginuwine - 'differences'
joe - 'i wanna know'
tony! toni! tone! - 'lay your head on my pillow'
dru hill - 'beauty is her name'

so ye biim's ill make love to ya everyone knows this.

jodeci, nuff sed. all my life, another classic.
"i cant leave u alone... u got me feenin'!" thats a cool word, feenin'

prince (like mj) is another wierdo irl, but u cant argue with his music. hes got this rly freaky sexy voice (which i imagine might turn the ladies on... or potentially make them repulsively shudder from grungyness)...
"until the end of time, ill be there for you. you are my heart and mind, i truly adore you. if G-d one day struck me blind, your beauty id still see. love is too weak to define, just what u mean to me..."

lol i personally rly like tevin's 'im ready'. think its got a rly deep sound...iunno just something about it that speaks to me. "and maybe i am the fool you call me, cuz ill be here standing waiting, for u to say to me...im ready, to love you"

keith sweat has got some good stuff. 'u got me twisted over u' .

ginuwine's 'differences' kinda sounds like jt's until the end of time...cept more cooler, more genuine (rofl).

'lay your head on my pillow!' (some girls got fetish for foursomes with guys all named tony?)

so ye some smooothness to set the moods, chill to, relax to, soul to, verb to, and stuff!


"inflate yo tires!!!" -obama
lol@ obama