Pretendcious names and stuff

So liek some actor called Nicole Kidman, had liek a kid or something...
whats the big deal? some chick shits a human baby out of her vagina, it happens a multitude of times every single day. but apparently since the parent is a celebrity this event is somehow unique and news worthy.

dont get me wrong, everyday life would be dull as hell without actors and musicians and such. its just that i fail to see how these ppl's professions, for which they are so over OVER OOOOOOOVERLY paid, are so integral to the survival and advancement of the human civilization...
imo teachers, engineers, scientists, soldiers etc deserve for more praise and status than they, but thats kinda straying from the subject of this post

anyway, the kid's name is Sunday Rose Kidman Urban... which i find just hilarious

partly because 'sunday' itself is a day of the week, and not a person's name, but more-so cuz it sounds nearly identical to 'sunday roast' (a delicious meal of roasted meat eating on the day of the sun)

imo i think celebrities feel the need to give their children extraordinary and unimaginabable names as opposed to sensible, common names because they believe they are special and/or superior to regular ppl, and thus simply cannot give their children a normal name cuz they is 'better than that'

there are hundreds of pretentious celebrity names, however im not gonna mention any because that would be giving them even more mention and attention than they already get.

note: there is a double standard, as in the case of michael jackson, who can do whatever the fuck he wants, dress however the fuck he wants, name his kids whatever the fuck he wants, and molest any child he fucking wants (not saying that he did, because reality is he didnt! but even if he wanted to that would be cool, actually it prob wouldnt, but w/e) cuz he is the motherfucking king bitches, yall other celebs betta recanize

in conclusion, celebrities need to put 50 points in modesty skill, and another 100 in humility. and i strongly recommend goin to a trainer to learn the STFU ability.

peace

oh wait i would liek to mention the top 3 celebrities who i would liek to punch in the face:

1. Bono - for not STFUing about how much of an environmentalist and humanitarian he thinks he is, when he is just as arrogant and ignorant as the rest. (here another bono act of random wastefulness, he bought a first class ticket for his favourite hat)

2. Pink - girl ur a singer (which btw i think ur pretty damn average at), beyond that ur opinion is just as irrelevant and wrong as the next. so stfu and stop trying act all cool and political about stuff. imo u should be stoned for writing 'mr president' cuz u is a dumbass

3. michael moore - guess what, this guy is a tard! dont be so quick to believe a thing this guy sez, cuz they are either, lies, twist on the truth, taken outta context, and most of the time are based on false assumptions and are outright lies. just to prove how much u shouldnt believe in his work, michael has shares in haliburton

peace

'oh, oh, you see! the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage!'
-bill cosby

'cuz its known to give a brother brain damage, and brain damage on the mic dont manage'
-nwa

just 2 quote about rap and brain damage, cuz they is related, somehow...