tight jeans, fashion and stuff

the fucked up and just downright stupid things uni students do, and continue to do, cease to amaze me...
this post will focus on the some of the shit ppl wear. it should be noted that the time and place where i most usually...see ppl wearing clothes... is at uni (lol that sentence wasnt thought out well enough but what im tryin to say is that these fashion trends are not restricted to just uni)

firstly, tight jeans. tight jeans on guys. the mere mention of the idea (not to mention the resulting imagining of it) should be enough to make any self-repecting man shudder, if not puke their guts out. i doubt its just me, im truly revolted by how this particular piece of apparel appears on guys.
tight jeans for girls are one of the most fundamental of G-d gifts to men, any dood who attends uni will have experienced an embarrassing, walking-into-a-pole-cuz-was-distracted...lets just say...by a fine piece of ass (that wasnt very subtle but ye).
but for guys, not only does it look, how can i put this gently...gay, but i can only imagine it is testicle-stranglingly, manhood-strippingly uncomfortable. iunno, but maybe the females are incredibly turned on by a guy who has thinner thighs and calves than her, that must surely make her feel more secure. actually maybe it kinda works liek how guys liek to see girls in one of their t-shirts...

secondly, not one particular garment, but rather a selection. more and more, u find guys who look liek they do their shopping (it wouldnt be right to say 'where their girlfriend does', cuz they are prob 'not liek that' lol) but you get my drift. stuff includes, low cut cleavage tops, ballet flats, etc. i guess its reflective of a increasingly sexually confused, gender-ambivalent age...

thirdly, che shirts. their are two kinds of ppl who wear this. 1. ignorant kids who dont know who che was and just thinks it looks cool anyway, and 2. ignorant kids who know who che was, usually hippies or communists, and think its cool that he murdered thousands, and are displaying their 'anti-capitalist' 'values' by donning an incredibly capitalised shirt...dumbasses.

lastly, keffiyahs (those arab scarves). again liek the aforementioned ppl, these culprits can be grouped in two. those who know and those who dont know, but either way they are still ignorant dumbasses ^^ usually i give wearers a passing piece of mind with insults liek 'hey nice scarf, terrorist' or 'nice scarf...yasser arafat had one just liek it!' or 'jihad!!... nice scarf btw' (in retrospect these remarks are incredibly offensive, and prob illegal ~_~ but meh) anyway by the time those stoners realise what ive sed, ive walked all the way to the bus stop, caught the bus home, and am at my computer halfway thu mechanar... thus is the level of slowness and ignoranceness of the left at uni.

anway, as u prob noticed, and if u havent u are probably have a left-wing inclined brain, i am at times highly opinionised (lol making up words is fun).
if ive offended u...good! change ur sinful ways

keep it real

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- jeremy